|I had to take a break from school to share a story with my blogging friends. This is a snippet of an actual conversation I had with my mother the other night over the telephone.
Jamie: (rambling on about something)
mom: (to dad, in the background) "....Carl there's another deer in the yard!"
(unidentified words in the background)
mom: (to dad) "Are you going to get your gun?"
Jamie: What? Did you just ask him if he's going to get his gun?
mom: yes, there's a deer in the yard! He's gotta get it!
Jamie: Are you serious? You shoot the deer that come into your yard?
mom: Well they eat my flowers!
Jamie: Wait a second.. I mean dad is out in the yard killing a deer right now?
mom: well, not killing, just scaring it with his gun.
Jamie: a real gun??
mom: no, his paintball gun.
And there you have it my friends. My parents shoot deer that come into their yard with a paintball gun.
Just had to share that.
Labels: crazy, deer, paintball